The First International Sex School

It’s December 2, 2011. front page of the Times of India (Delhi Edition) with the heading “Lesson in lust…” act as the motivational source behind this article. I was wondering is this really important enough news, which should be published on the front page in the English newspaper, probably having largest number of readership in India. I mean, aren’t they have got really good news regarding another railway accident, bomb blast in school, new corruption cases involving millions of hard earned public money, another slowdown in world economies and alike. But, soon I realized in all these so called sane full happenings of the 21^st century it’s good that they have published something insane! 

Today, we have all kind of training institutes available. You name it and we have it. Consider this for an example, for a 10 year old school going kid we have mathematics and science coaching institutes; to get admission in some reputed engineering or medical college we have specialized entrance exam coaching institutes, to be employable after graduation you need soft skills and for that too, we have various training institutes available. In fact, sometimes I feel we Indians have specialized in two things. Firstly keep bringing new toddlers in this world (Which creates huge pressure on already scarce resources.). And secondly, sending those toddlers (as soon as they learn how to use their legs) to “coaching institutes”. In India for each stage of life we have “coaching institutes” available, so that, we can compete better. Now, we have one more addition to this list of coaching institutes through which some one born as a human being (which we all hopefully consider the most intelligent animal that has and can ever born in the history of our planet) has to go to live a well cultured and decent life. And the name of the institute is the boldly written heading of this article.

Today, when the world economies are lying in the doldrums, I guess, starting up any new business venture is the most risky thing anyone can think of doing. But I also guess, this initiative of opening a school to train human beings in something which they do behind the closed doors will prove to be the most successful business venture even in today’s time when people are losing jobs and businesses are becoming difficult to run. After all even in the great depression of 1930’s people were actively active in the activity performed behind the closed doors. They will never stop doing this, whatever may come in the way! But hey, there is nothing to be ashamed about this as eating and breeding are the two basic activities nature has bestowed on every living organism. Moreover, the training school of such kind will never ever require any kind of insurance and it will not be an exaggeration if I’ll say, in the future such institutes have potential to become the engines of growth for world economies. Well I think, elaborating on this is something not required at this point of time. Still to prove my point, I can guarantee that just writing about it and giving the above heading in bold will attract greater number of eye balls to my blog.

Moving further, I was wondering, who could be the best person to become the Dean of this “First International Sex School”. Two names that instantly popped up in my mind are the world famous Tiger Woods and one of India’s ex-railway ministers Shri Lalu Prasad Yadav. I guess our ex-railway minister is a better option because of his proven track record in this field. After all isn’t it in his credentials, he has got nine living certificates freely roaming in the state of Bihar. I am sure, if you understood the previous sentence, you will definitely stretch your lips horizontally and nod your head in agreement with my suggestion.

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